The popularity and use of social networking sites have increased over the past few years. Social networks provide many kinds of benefits and services to its users like helping them connect with new people, stay in touch with old friends and colleagues and, most importantly, share opinions with like-minded people. With every other user having a smartphone, updating statuses and sharing pictures has become prevalent in the past couple of years.
The social posts or statuses that you share do not have to be a major feat. In fact, shorter posts tend to be liked and shared more than lengthy monologues. Did you know that funny posts with eighty characters or less receive 66% more engagement? The status you share can be an interesting statistic, reveal a particular deal, provide helpful info, or be a humorous and funny one-liner that others might enjoy. Sharing funny status lines on social networks has become a new trend these days. The most humorous Facebook status updates often go viral on the giant social network within minutes, which makes them of high value if used in the right context for your brand. To help you get a huge number of likes and shares, here are a few of the most amusing and hilarious lines that one can use as their status.
New Funny Status Lines 2016
1 🙂 I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
2 🙂 Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
3 🙂 Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
4 🙂 formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
5 🙂 Good morning…let the stress begin
6 🙂 Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
7 🙂 I can see you checking my whatsapp status
8 🙂 Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
9 🙂 Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
10 🙂 “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get
11 🙂 Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
12 🙂 Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
13 🙂 My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
14 🙂 You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
15 🙂 It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
16 🙂 Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
17 🙂 Weather forecast for tonight: dark
18 🙂 NEVER STEAL. THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION.
19 🙂 HMMMM…..DON’T COPY MY STATUS.
20 🙂 LIFE IS SHORT…SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH.
21 🙂 I don’t get older, I level up.
22 🙂 I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
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23 🙂 Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
24 🙂 I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
25 🙂 I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
26 🙂 AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE FORGET THE FRUIT.
27 🙂 I WANT TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE… BUT SUICIDE IS A CRIME!
28 🙂 I HAD TO TAKE SICK DAY.I’M SICK OF THOSE PEOPLES.
29 🙂 I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
30 🙂 Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
31 🙂 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
32 🙂 I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
33 🙂 Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
34 🙂 Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. …
35 🙂 They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
36 🙂 Waiting for wi-fi network.
37 🙂 If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
38 🙂 One more password got married…!!
39 🙂 Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
40 🙂 I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY ?
41 🙂 Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
42 🙂 There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
43 🙂 My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
44 🙂 I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
45 🙂 I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
46 🙂 If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
47 🙂 Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
48 🙂 mind…..ME:Never Mind.
49 🙂 I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
50 🙂 If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.