50 Awesome Crazy Status For Whatsapp 2016

50+ Crazy Status | Crazy Status and Quotes

You might wanna add something as absolutely crazy, funny and ridiculous on your WhatsApp status, that definitely will make you laugh and surely will everyone else. We have compiled a list of 50 Awesome Crazy Status For WhatsApp 2016. The list is updated and full of jokes, ridiculous statuses and even funny quotes and sayings. You surely will fall in love with the whole list when you’ll go through it; won’t stop laughing too. Hehe! Scroll down the list to be crazy and make everyone crazy around you. Choose the best one as your awesome crazy WhatsApp status. 😀

 

Top 5 Best Status and Quotes About Crazy

  • Wrestling is obviously fake why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

  • Save water drink beer.

  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

  • If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

  • Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

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Best Crazy Quotes and Status : 

50 Awesome Crazy Status For Whatsapp 2016
50 Awesome Crazy Status For Whatsapp 2016

1 )You know, usually I listen to my rice krispies, but, today they started speaking Spanish so I’m gonna have to talk this over with the honey combs!!

2 )A wise man once said, you can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.

3 )I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

4 )Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

5 )People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

6 )Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

7 )You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it .

8 )Who needs television when there is so much drama on Face book?

9 )The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

10 )Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

11 )Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

12 )Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

13 )God is really creative, i mean Just look at me

14 )I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

15 )When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

16 )My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

17 )A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

18 )How can i miss something i never had?

19 )I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

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20 )The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

21 )When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

22 )People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same.

23 )Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.

24 )Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

25 )When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

26 )I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

27 )Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

28 )I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

29 )If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

30 )Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.

31 )Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

32 )My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

33 )Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

34 )It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

35 )Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

36 )When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

37 )Everything funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.

38 )I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

39 )They don’t know that we know they know we know.

40 )Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.

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41 )If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

42 )If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

43 )Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

44 )Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped

45 )You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus.

46 )I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

47 )Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

48 )It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

49 )Life is Short – Chat Fast!

50 )Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful boys use photo shop to show their creativity.

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