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Top 30+ Facebook Funny Status 2016

Wanna have some fun with your friends on Facebook? Here we present you the collection of 30+ Facebook Funny Status for 2016.

Sometimes, it is good to have fun, smile and make others smile. Putting up a funny status on your profile can surely do the trick. This list of Facebook Funny Status contains the whole new creativity of words to make everyone laugh and sure you can see that. Just pick one and put it on! Have fun!

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30+ Facebook Funny Status for 2016

1 )Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset.

2 )I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?

3 )The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

4 )Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

5 )I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.

6 )If you blow out the kid’s Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them.

7 )If you play my day at work backwards, its about an idiot getting less and less annoying.

8 )I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

9 )Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

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10 )To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

11 )Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

12 )Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

13 )I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

14 )I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here?

15 )We would like to thank everyone that submits statuses to the site. Many get rejected because we don’t think they are funny, or they are unreadable, or they are to inappropriate and offensive.

16 )When someone ask me… How are you?… I answer back… You mean in bed?

17 )If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.

18 )Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

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19 )The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

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20 )Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

21 )Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

22 )The longer the title the less important the job.

23 )I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I’ve no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I’ll need a drink as I wait for a ride.

24 )I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.

25 )Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

26 )Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

27 )They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99… It’s “The bill formerly known as a twenty.”

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28 )Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

29 )Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

30 )One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day.

31 )Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

32 )If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

33 )If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

34 )All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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35 )The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

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  • I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
  • Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
  • Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
  • How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
  • I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  • A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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